"Hi friends and family. Yep, mom is letting me do my own post today. Um, I know, I'm in my drawers here on the internet. Mom thinks they are pretty cool and stylish. She picked them up the other day at Recycled Sally's. Apparently she's been annoyed how I've been peeing through all my outfits and thought maybe these would help. Okay, mom. Sure. Whatever floats your boat. I do kinda like them because they are pretty manly. I am the manly man, you know. Both my names (first and middle) are manly.
Hmm. So I like it here pretty much. Except that every time I take a nap people are always trying to set me down and leave me. Geesh, can't a guy fall asleep without the fear of being abandoned. Well, I think I've got them trained now. They don't do that as much any more. I've got mom carrying me around on her front side. Aaah, nice and cozy. This is the life.
I like my brothers and sister. They are pretty loud but that might be fun for me in a couple years. For now though, I think I'm losing hair due to the fact that they keep touching my head and rubbing it. People! I'm trying to grow some hair here!
Alrighty, I better run. Sister keeps talking mom's ear off and it sounds like mom and I are going to sweep the kitchen floor. Then a little later I'll listen to my big brothers read. Osmosis learning. That's how I roll.
Love ya'll!"
**Mom says these diapers are called "Best Bottoms." Made locally here in Madison. We like them so far.
That is totally brilliantly written and so hilarious! I am still laughing...So Mace is getting tough. I am sure you have his thinking exactly right! I just wrote something on a post that talks about baby's hearing. Well, they hear from early on, and Mace has a lot of information on all of us. And I agree with him happily! His sister can talk more than anyone...she out does me every time! I have lost my title of chatterbox. Nutmeg, you are it!!! Love to all....that carrier is a smart move...I think he likes the safety since all the other people might get to him.
ReplyDeleteAunt Julie was caught putting her brother in her doll buggy!!! I had heart failure for a moment...it only took her a second to put him in there.....